#firstpost

"amg15" (amg15)
07/12/2015 at 12:09 • Filed to: None

Hi everyone, I just got authorship last night thanks to Party-vi, but I decided to wait until this morning to introduce myself. I’m amg15, and I’m new to Oppo. Is there anything specific I should know other than the rules in the Oppo Handbook?

DISCUSSION (53)

My citroen won't start > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:15

The estimated airspeed of an unladen swallow, you should always know that. Welcome!

Tim (Fractal Footwork) > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:16

Kinja'd!!!

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:21

Don’t feed the wildlife.

Bandit > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:22

Does your #firstpost make you feel #blessed?

$kaycog > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:25

Welcome to Oppo! We’re always happy to have a new victim friend here!

desertdog5051 > $kaycog
07/12/2015 at 12:30

Always be aware of what is around you and...

You’ll be sorrrrry....This is a land where things are not as they seem and before you realize there is no escape, you are trapped.....This, my friends, is the OPPO ZONE.

Welcome.

desertdog5051 > $kaycog
07/12/2015 at 12:31

Sorry $kay, hit the wrong reply button.

$kaycog > desertdog5051
07/12/2015 at 12:32

Thanks for the welcome! Whahaha!

$kaycog > desertdog5051
07/12/2015 at 12:32

I’ve done it many times. Too funny!

desertdog5051 > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:33

Always be aware of what is around you and...

You’ll be sorrrrry....This is a land where things are not as they seem and before you realize there is no escape, you are trapped.....This, my friends, is the OPPO ZONE.

Welcome.

Baeromez > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:34

SR20

Baeromez > Baeromez
07/12/2015 at 12:34

also, GTFAC

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:35

always be PC cause that seems to be cool around here.

Also i like to roll coal often cause thats what the cool kids do.

*dont listen to any advice i give

MultiplaOrgasms > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:37

Inofficial Oppo rule #186:

Should you say anything negative about Fiats, Multiplas in particular, I will make good use of my vast array of tracking skills I acquired during my time at the moldavian Secret Service, find your family and “pay them a little visit”. Should you say positive things about Fiats however, Multiplas in particular, I will make good use of my vast array of tracking skills I acquired during my time at the moldavian Secret Service, find you and send you a christmas card.

CB > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:42

Welcome to Oppo! Hope you have a grand old time here. Stay out of the basement .

NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:50

Welcome!

I think the big suggestions might be 1. be into whatever cars you’re into, and 2. enjoy other people being into theirs.

Funktheduck > amg15
07/12/2015 at 12:56

Don’t go into the Attic.

Don’t trust $kay, she will sell you into slavery for a chance to drive a GT.

Brt is love, Brt is life.

Alfalfa Romeo > amg15
07/12/2015 at 13:00

Don’t feed the mods after midnight.

XJDano > amg15
07/12/2015 at 13:10

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/favorite-sr-71…

Get yourself familiar with this guy.

Also welcome. There are all kinds of people here with all kinds of cars. Share some of your car stories.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > amg15
07/12/2015 at 13:41

Things to know?

The new guy/gal buys.

JGrabowMSt > amg15
07/12/2015 at 14:13

AMG15....whats the significance of that?

Inly curious because I own an AMG...

amg15 > CB
07/12/2015 at 14:35

The basement and the attic, got it.

amg15 > Funktheduck
07/12/2015 at 14:35

The attic too? Okay, fine. ;)

amg15 > JGrabowMSt
07/12/2015 at 14:37

AMG, while it is Mercedes’ performance division, is also my initials, mixed up. The 15 part may or may not be my age.

amg15 > Bandit
07/12/2015 at 14:38

Yes haha

amg15 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
07/12/2015 at 14:39

Like the mods?

amg15 > Alfalfa Romeo
07/12/2015 at 14:39

Got it.

amg15 > My citroen won't start
07/12/2015 at 14:39

Thanks!

amg15 > XJDano
07/12/2015 at 14:41

Is that the guy in the current logo?

amg15 > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
07/12/2015 at 14:41

Thanks!

amg15 > $kaycog
07/12/2015 at 14:42

Thanks! I have a feeling that this will be a bit of a wild ride.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > amg15
07/12/2015 at 14:43

Just animals in general. And especially not the dragons.

amg15 > MultiplaOrgasms
07/12/2015 at 14:44

You were in the Moldavian Secret Service? What was it like?

JGrabowMSt > amg15
07/12/2015 at 14:44

Very interesting, one of my best friends from school has the same initials as well.

Where are you from?

amg15 > JGrabowMSt
07/12/2015 at 14:46

Leadbull > amg15
07/12/2015 at 14:49

No, feed the mods generously.

Pro tip: For Sweden prefers his fish buried in the ground for 3 months

JGrabowMSt > amg15
07/12/2015 at 14:50

Ah, I believe there are other Oppos from the area, keep and eye out for the meetups!

XJDano > amg15
07/12/2015 at 15:02

Yes. Long story short is:

The story got posted and shared, but not on the FP (jalopnik.com) and it’s been in the popular stories, then goes away, but always comes back.

I may also be completely wrong, but one thing is for sure. He’ll never leave us.

MultiplaOrgasms > amg15
07/12/2015 at 15:15

If I told you it wouldn’t be a secret anymore*

*Mostly paperwork, none of that James Bond shit.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > amg15
07/12/2015 at 15:26

Don’t take my advice.

I mean you can, but you’ll probably end up with a old, unreliable Italian sports car.

Funktheduck > amg15
07/12/2015 at 15:46

Don't press the red button unless you're explicitly told to.

Tohru > amg15
07/12/2015 at 15:51

Or before midnight.

Tohru > MultiplaOrgasms
07/12/2015 at 15:52

But the Multiblah was pretty dreadful, man.

MultiplaOrgasms > Tohru
07/12/2015 at 15:53

Interesting, that is the exact same thing your ex told me about you while I gave her multipla orgasms.

Tohru > MultiplaOrgasms
07/12/2015 at 15:57

Couldn’t have been doing that good of a job if she was able to talk in coherent sentences while doing it.

Also, more power to you man. She’s going to cheat on you too.

Tohru > amg15
07/12/2015 at 16:00

No street racing.

If you get invited to Ray Wert and Matt Hardigree’s RV behind the McDonald’s off the New Jersey Turnpike, you’re expected to bring your own DeLorean costume and lubricant (Pennzoil 10W30 preferred).

Brt is love, Brt is life.

ArchDuke Maxyenko once killed a man for sneezing on his car.

MultiplaOrgasms > Tohru
07/12/2015 at 16:14

At first I was a little insecure, but then I was like: “Fuck that bitch, being all exacting and shit.”

After I had multipla orgasms, we quickly went our own ways again.